“If you gonna look at music in the dictionary, it probably say see Metal. And if you gonna look at Metal in the dictionary, it say see Steel Panther.” – Brendan Malloy
Who is Steel Panther?
“THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL BAND IN HISTORY!” – Lexxi’s Mom
So it’s a no-brainer that every Fanthers and Metalheads want to dress like Steel Panther members: Michael Starr, Satchel, Stix Zadinia, Lexxi Foxx, Spyder.


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