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Cheap Slut Live in Japan | Steel Panther – She’s Tight

Cheap Slut Live in Japan - Steel Panther - She's Tight

Cheap Slut Live in Japan sleeveless shirt as worn by Michael Starr in Steel Panther – She’s Tight music video. Maybe it’s time for an Asian hooker.

 

 

If you still don’t know WTF is Steel Panther.

Here’s a brainiac formula just below, so you can understand.

Music < Heavy Metal < Steel Panther > The Greatest Band Of All Time

 

Cheap Slut live in Japan Steel Panther shirt

 

Here’s the Asian Hooker in question.

 

Asian Hooker Lyrics

I’m in Tokyo
I’m looking for a ho
I try to score some blow
But I don’t speak Japanese, no
Found a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees, yeah

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker
(Ah, sucky sucky)

I’m in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That’s why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk
‘Cause my dick won’t work, no
It’s like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows thai-chi

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker
Asian hooker

Hey, I’m the man with a plan
I’m fuckin’ going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple of grand
Just fucking hookers in the Can
Fuck the rest of the band
I’m fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I’m fuckin’ gonna be the man

Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker

I want them Asian
Hookers
Let’s do some Asians
Let’s fuck some hookers

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Ralph Saenz / Darren Leader / Travis Haley / Russell Parrish
Asian Hooker lyrics © Peedo Music, Metal Punk Publishing, Lexxi Music, Charli And Rocco Music

 

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Best VAN HALEN T-Shirts

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Here are the best Van Halen T-shirts. EVH & DLR not Van Hagar.

 

1- Give Me Van Halen or Give Me Head sleeveless shirt

Give Me Van Halen or Give Me Head T-shirt

Give Me Van Halen or Give Me Head shirt as worn by “Diamond Dave” David Lee Roth. GET YOURS

 

2- Who The Fuck Is Eddie VanHalen T-Shirt

Who The Fuck Is Eddie VanHalen T-Shirt as worn by EVH Eddie Van Halen himself. GET YOURS

 

3- Who The F#©k Is Eddie VANHALEN? T-Shirt (censored version)

Who The Fuck Is Eddie Van Halen shirt censored version. PYGear.com

Who The F#©k Is Eddie VANHALEN? T-Shirt (censored version) I still don’t know why VanHalen is written in a single word instead of the usual Van Halen? It’s probably the origin of this shirt.  GET YOURS

 

4- NO BOZOS T-Shirt

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NO BOZOS T-shirt often worn by Eddie Van Halen.  GET YOURS

 

5- NO BOZOS Guitar Sticker

NO BOZOS guitar EVH Eddie Van Halen. PYGear.com

The NO BOZOS logo was also turned into a guitar by a fan. This guitar is a piece of Art as you can see.  GET YOURS

 

6- I Don’t Feel Tardy Van Halen T-Shirt worn by Michael Starr of Steel Panther

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I Don’t Feel Tardy cut-off tee shirt as worn by Steel Panther frontman / huge Van Halen fan Michael Starr in Death To All But Metal music video.   GET YOURS

 

Stay tuned for more EVH & Van Halen T-Shirts!

 

 

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“I Don’t Feel Tardy” Van Halen shirt worn by Michael Starr of Steel Panther










I Don’t Feel Tardy” is a lyrics from the Van Halen song “Hot For A Teacher” from the album 1984. Van Halen being the all time favorite band of Steel Panther lead singer Michael Starr who used to be the vocalist for the David Lee Roth-era Van Halen tribute band Atomic Punks from May 1994 to December 2008, where he was known as David Lee Ralph.

David Lee Roth & Eddie Van Halen