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My Art derived from an amalgamation of subcultures, including but not limited to Heavy Metal, outlaw bikers, punk, grunge, and hip hop.

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and sloppy handwriting realized with Sharpie permanent markers from my left hand only. No digital drawing, no digital fonts on my Artworks, no AI. What you will see here came from my soul, my guts, my heart: Satans Schlongs. That’s what I call true Art! It’s not about mass uploading or world building, it’s about the pleasure and the satisfaction of creating Artistic Masterpieces that I hope you will appreciate as much as I do.

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I know that my Art is not for everyone. You will either love it or hate it. But it won’t leave you indifferent. Which is 100% fine with me. Black or white, no gray zone. Dig or despise. That’s the way I like it!

“A painting that doesn’t shock isn’t worth painting.” — Marcel Duchamp