if the catholic church were a startup raising today:
- 1.4b MAUs (Monthly Active Users)
- $100B+ annual tax free revenues
- infinite LTV (Lifetime Value), very little churn
- 2,000 yr retention – owns the most valuable IP (Intellectual Properties) vault in history
- zero CAC (Customer Acquisition Cost)
- monopoly on the afterlife
what would a realistic valuation be?
$2100 trillion Here is how :
Average gdp of western nations where most catholics live is $60,000 per year
Multiplied by 25, standard p/e of tech cooperation, because technology has the biggest driver of western prosperity in last few centuries so
1.4b * $60000 * 2.5
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