Would You Invest In The Catholic Church Startup

Vatican startup

if the catholic church were a startup raising today:

  • 1.4b MAUs (Monthly Active Users)
  • $100B+ annual tax free revenues
  • infinite LTV (Lifetime Value), very little churn
  • 2,000 yr retention – owns the most valuable IP (Intellectual Properties) vault in history
  • zero CAC (Customer Acquisition Cost)
  • monopoly on the afterlife

what would a realistic valuation be?

$2100 trillion Here is how :

Average gdp of western nations where most catholics live is $60,000 per year

Multiplied by 25, standard p/e of tech cooperation, because technology has the biggest driver of western prosperity in last few centuries so

1.4b * $60000 * 2.5

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