Would You Invest In The Catholic Church Startup

if the catholic church were a startup raising today:

• 1.4b MAUs (Monthly Active Users)
• $100B+ annual tax free revenues
• infinite LTV (Lifetime Value), very little churn
• 2,000 yr retention – owns the most valuable IP (Intellectual Properties) vault in history
• zero CAC (Customer Acquisition Cost)
• monopoly on the afterlife

what would a realistic valuation be?

$2100 trillion Here is how :

Average gdp of western nations where most catholics live is $60,000 per year

Multiplied by 25, standard p/e of tech cooperation, because technology has the biggest driver of western prosperity in last few centuries so

1.4b * $60000 * 2.5

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