The Bobbittmatic

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To make a long story short (pun intended): John Wayne Bobbitt’s penis was amputated by his wife, Lorena Bobbitt, in 1993, but was surgically reattached.

Then John Wayne Bobbitt, surfing on his newfound worldwide popularity, became a porn actor in his own movie John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut directed by none other than Ron Jeremy.