🚽 Toilet Tube for your Mouth 🤢🤮

A weird, and rather useless, patent. 

Patented as a “fresh-air breathing device and method” in 1982 by William Holmes of Belmont, California. 
Was conceived as a surviving device to breath fresh air out of the toilet’s vent pipe in case of fire. 

So next time your home is on fire. Instead of trying to get the fuck out. 
Take your fresh-air device and get some fresh air from the toilet. 
With some luck, the firefighters will save your ass before you burn alive.🔥