Where bikers used to look like bikers.

Vintage outlaw bikers.

In those days, 1% (one-percenters) outlaw bikers used to wear WWII nazi symbols like swastikas, iron crosses as pins for their cuts (biker vest) and inked on their arms. It was all about shock value and not giving a fuck about society. Politically correctness wasn’t even words at the time.

They wore filthy clothes and had dirty long hair and hirsute beards.

They overindulged in drugs, booze, broads and brawls between two prison stints.

Ride to live. Live to ride was their motto!

And they proudly wear slogan tee shirts to show their disdain and hatred for rules, law, society and conformity.

1- MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE T-Shirt

What a great way to start a best of list. Isn’t it?!  GET ONE

2- Bikers Are A Crazy Bunch What Much Call Pussy They Call Lunch T-Shirt

Those outlaw bikers are certainly a crazy bunch to not mess with. GET ONE

3- I’m a fuckin’ BIKER… Who the hell are YOU? T-shirt

I’m a fuckin’ BIKER… Who the hell are YOU? Would you dare to bother this sympathetic outlaw biker? I hope not! Very cool knife by the way!   GET ONE

4- I’m A Biker What’s Fuckin’ Excuse T-Shirt

I’m A Biker What’s Fuckin’ Excuse? I guess you won’t mess with him too.  GET ONE

5- True Connoisseur of Sleazy Women & Cheap Booze T-Shirt

I must admit that this one is great. What sound more aristocratic than being a true connoisseur of sleazy women & cheap booze?   GET ONE

6- SCHOOL SUCKS & FUCK WORK Family Values T-Shirts

It’s important to transmit good family values from generation to generation.   GET ONE

7- I Love Every Bone In Your Body Especially Mine shirt

Originally a quote from Steven Tyler that make a pretty good shirt. GET ONE

8- I Snatch Kisses And Visa-Versa T-Shirt

I snatch kisses. I kiss snatches. I prefer the later. GET ONE

9- Party ‘Til Ya Puke T-Shirt

Remembering my teenage years. Except that puking was just the beginning.  GET ONE

10- Outlaw Biker Jehovah Witness Joke T-Shirt

You Know Why Bikers Don’t Like Jehovah Witnesses? Because We Don’t Like No Witnesses!! Badass bikers are always been reputed for their dark sens of humor…  GET ONE

11- The More I Learn About Women The More I Love My Motorcycle Shirt

Yeah right buddy!  GET ONE

12- MY FACE LEAVES AT 10:00 BE ON IT T-Shirt

Who would refuse such an offer from a charming gentleman?!  GET ONE

13- EAT SHIT AND DIE shirt

Do not bother him! GET ONE

Shirtless but too cool to be ignored!

Stay tuned for much more funny DGAF biker shirts to come.

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