Best HOOKERS and COCAINE Memes

“True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker’s ass.”
— Dalai Lama

Powerball Drawing – Hookers & Cocaine

Some of the best LIVE TV. Reporter asks a guy what he’d do if he won the Powerball? Without missing a beat, he said he’d buy hookers and cocaine.

When asked “What would you do if you won the Powerball ($1.6 Billion jackpot)?”

“A bunch of hookers and cocaine.“
— Isaac Carranza

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Paris Hilton Got Blow Tank Top

$24.99

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Got Blow shirt

$19.99

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Got Blow Crop Top Shirt

$25.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS t-shirt

Rated 5 out of 5

$20.99 – $25.99Price range: $20.99 through $25.99

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COCO SNIFFIN MOLLY POPPIN JOINT ROLLIN PARTY HARD T-Shirt

$19.99 – $22.99Price range: $19.99 through $22.99

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COCAINE The White Line FEVER T-Shirt

$19.99 – $22.99Price range: $19.99 through $22.99

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COCAINE The White Line FEVER raglan shirt

$23.99 – $25.99Price range: $23.99 through $25.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt | Stripper + Cocaine Spoon

Rated 5 out of 5

$19.99 – $22.99Price range: $19.99 through $22.99

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Snow White Cocaine Tank Top

$24.99 – $25.99Price range: $24.99 through $25.99

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Snow White Cocaine T-Shirt

Rated 5 out of 5

$19.99 – $22.99Price range: $19.99 through $22.99

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Snow White Cocaine sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE T-Shirt

Rated 5 out of 5

$19.99 – $22.99Price range: $19.99 through $22.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Geezer Butler Sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Black Coffee Mug

$16.99 – $17.99Price range: $16.99 through $17.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath T-Shirt | COKE-Cola Parody

$22.99 – $26.99Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Beanie Hat (Embroidered)

$29.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Trucker Cap (Embroidered)

$29.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Flat Brim Hat (Embroidered)

$29.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Tank Top | Enjoy Coca Cola Parody

$25.99 – $27.99Price range: $25.99 through $27.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Sticker

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Tank Top

$24.99 – $26.99Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS coffee mug

$15.99 – $17.99Price range: $15.99 through $17.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Mug with Color Inside

$16.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Stainless Steel Water Bottle

$27.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Sticker (Snow White)

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Tank Top

$24.99 – $26.99Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Sticker

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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Eric Clapton ‘No Snow No Show’ t-shirt

$19.99 – $22.99Price range: $19.99 through $22.99

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Eric Clapton ‘No Snow No Show’ sticker

$4.99 – $9.99Price range: $4.99 through $9.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Muscle Shirt

$25.99 – $27.99Price range: $25.99 through $27.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Sweatshirt

$30.99 – $34.99Price range: $30.99 through $34.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Hoodie

$39.99 – $42.99Price range: $39.99 through $42.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE raglan shirt

$23.99 – $25.99Price range: $23.99 through $25.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE trucker hat

$28.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Red White and Blue Embroidered Trucker Hat

$28.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Embroidered Beanie Hat

$29.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt

$19.99 – $23.99Price range: $19.99 through $23.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt (colors)

$22.99 – $28.99Price range: $22.99 through $28.99

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Steroids Hookers Cocaine Muscle Shirt

$26.99 – $29.99Price range: $26.99 through $29.99

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Steroids Cocaine Hookers Men’s Tank Top

$24.99 – $26.99Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

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Steroids Cocaine Hookers White Muscle Shirt

$26.99 – $29.99Price range: $26.99 through $29.99

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Steroids Cocaine Hookers Men’s T-Shirt

$19.99 – $24.99Price range: $19.99 through $24.99

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WILL FUCK FOR COKE Women’s T-Shirt

$18.99 – $23.99Price range: $18.99 through $23.99

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Will Fuck For Coke Crop Top

$27.99

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Will Fuck For Coke Unisex T-Shirt

$21.99 – $27.99Price range: $21.99 through $27.99

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Will Fuck For Coke sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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Will Fuck For Coke Women’s Racerback Tank

$24.99 – $25.99Price range: $24.99 through $25.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Geezer Butler Sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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Paris Hilton Got Blow Tank Top

$24.99

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Enjoy Cocaine It’s the real thing Coke T-Shirt

$18.99 – $23.99Price range: $18.99 through $23.99

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Snow White Cocaine T-Shirt

Rated 5 out of 5

$19.99 – $22.99Price range: $19.99 through $22.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt | Stripper + Cocaine Spoon

Rated 5 out of 5

$19.99 – $22.99Price range: $19.99 through $22.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt

$19.99 – $23.99Price range: $19.99 through $23.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt (colors)

$22.99 – $28.99Price range: $22.99 through $28.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE T-Shirt

$19.99 – $29.99Price range: $19.99 through $29.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE T-Shirt (Left Chest)

$19.99 – $29.99Price range: $19.99 through $29.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE T-Shirt (Back)

$19.99 – $29.99Price range: $19.99 through $29.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE T-Shirt (Left Chest & BACK)

$28.99 – $39.99Price range: $28.99 through $39.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Sticker

$4.99 – $6.99Price range: $4.99 through $6.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Sweatshirt

$28.99 – $34.99Price range: $28.99 through $34.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Hoodie (BACK)

$34.99 – $47.99Price range: $34.99 through $47.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Hoodie (FRONT)

$34.99 – $47.99Price range: $34.99 through $47.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Muscle Shirt

$29.99 – $34.99Price range: $29.99 through $34.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Tank Top

$24.99 – $27.99Price range: $24.99 through $27.99

Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living.

Powerball Winnings = Hookers + Cocaine