Author Archives: pygear

Friendly reminder to open soda cans pointing away from you Don't make their mistake
Friendly reminder to open soda cans pointing away from you Don’t make their mistake

💦💦💦

17
Oct
When someone is vacuuming and you're on the couch
When someone is vacuuming and you’re on the couch

17
Oct
Love Your Body As It Is You Were Made To Be a Woman Not a Barbie
Love Your Body As It Is You Were Made To Be a Woman Not a Barbie

Chubby is Sexy! 😘

17
Oct
Disney Anti BABY
Anti BABY (Disney Pixar movie)

17
Oct
Do Men Still Love Women This Size
Do Men Still Love Women This Size

Perfect size for a couch!

17
Oct
She hates blow jobs but has an unhinges jaw at dinner
She hates blow jobs but has an unhinged jaw at dinner

Girl: I hate blow jobs, my mouth is too tiny for that. At dinner: *unhinges...

17
Oct
When you see your step dads wife like this wyd
When you see your step dads wife like this wyd

Looks more like your step daughter to me. Fuck her anyway! 🤪

17
Oct
Asked My Wife To Wake Me Up at 7AM Her at 6:59AM
Asked My Wife To Wake Me Up at 7AM Her at 6:59AM

She looks like an ugly Hawk Tuah 💦

17
Oct
What's Your Friend's Name Power Throating The Corn Dog
What’s Your Friend’s Name Power Throating The Corn Dog?

Her: So you like what you see? Me: Yeah, what’s your friend’s name power throating...

17
Oct
There is always room for improvement - Boobs + Sandwich
There is always room for improvement

Boobs + Sandwich 🥪

17
Oct
The face she makes when talking to me
The face she makes when talking to me

17
Oct
Her - I told you should have ordered this you haven't stopped staring at it - Big boobs cleavage
Her – I told you should have ordered this you haven’t stopped staring at it – Big boobs cleavage

Her: “I told you should have ordered this you haven’t stopped staring at it.” –...

17
Oct