Ron Jeremy

I don’t care about male porn star. But Ron Jeremy should be #1 on any serious list of butt-ugly porn stars.
He is nicknamed “The Hedgehog” due to “measuring in at 5-foot-6 and 250 pounds, with a bushy moustache and shoulder-length, and greasy black hair”.
Some porn actresses had an actual contract clause “No sex with animals or Ron Jeremy”.
Enough said!
Cotton Candi

Disgustingly fat. A female version of the late MMA fighter Emmanual Yarbrough. It’s not BBW anymore. It’s BUW (Big Ugly Woman). She is 5’4″ and claims to weight only 269 lbs. If you want my opinion, she is certainly north of 300 pounds. No this isn’t AI shit, this is her real body.

Nina Hartley
GIDLF (Granny I Don’t Like to Fuck). Old cougar who looks creepy old too. In my view, she belongs in the top of every ugliest porn stars list ever made.
Napoleon
Oups! Last but worse, midget porn actor Napoleon.
- 3-inch dick
- Mullet
- Porn stache
He’s so hairy that he looks like a mini-Ron Jeremy.

Imagine a scene between him and Cotton Candi.. A scene with Ron Jeremy and grandma Hartley wouldn’t be much appealing.
The hairy monster, the fat cow, the ugly granny, and the short-dick leprechaun…
With those 4. You got the Quadrafecta of Porn Ugliness.
You only need those 4. No need for more, since it would dilute the level of ugliness.
A dream casting for a horror porn movie.
- Ron Jeremy
- Cotton Candi
- Nina Hartley
- Napoleon
Let them have an orgy.
I’m pretty sure it would sell well. For comedy purpose or twisted perversion.
The perfect blend of body hair, wrinkles, and cholesterol.


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