This Manifesto includes some copy-and-paste of my already published (years ago) writing. However the content created since 2024 will be regularly updated as I create Satans Schlongs.
What about starting with some old stuff before going on with the 2024 Revival.
For beginning, here are a few press releases about my natural talent as a drawer and a world-builder.
I was barely 9 years old on the first post. It said that I was a genius in drawing just like Einstein was in physics. Also, that I’ve started drawing at the age of 3.
The following post was about my imaginary World of Combat Sports SLAUGHTERSPORT.COM and the countless number of Combatants that I’ve drawn to inhabitate it.
Originally published on May 2, 2021 on: https://satansschlongs.com/pygod/
Always interesting to revisit a not so distant past.
See P.S. for updates.
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is PYGOD
Mass Uploader x Brand Owner x Fine Artist
I’ve been drawing and creating for all my life, literally. As a child, I was blessed with extraordinary drawing skills. I can say that I was blessed with a natural talent for drawing. All I can say about it is that when you have a natural talent like mine it doesn’t fade away if you aren’t using it. I’ve never drawn everyday, oftentimes I was months without touching a pencil. My drawing has always been fueled by my Creativity. Before Satans Schlongs, I was exclusively drawing Combatants that I’ve invented for my SLAUGHTERSPORT Universe. My main motivation for SLAUGHTERSPORT has always been and still is World Building. I don’t create characters, I create real people.
My deep hatred for 9-to-5 and disdain for authority motivated me to be a solopreneur since 2005. Consequently, I’ve created and still operate several websites and blogs on a diversity of subjects that I’m passionated about. And I’ve also been and still is a T-shirt designer since 2007. Since 2020 I can say that I am a full-time T-shirt designer (uploader), licensing my thousands of designs on several platforms all over the web. And you can be sure that on these platforms, I have something for everyone. Which is far from the case here on the Satans Schlongs Bunker. Here you will see real Artwork, not vulgar, interchangeable designs like those that you can see and buy for peanuts everywhere else.
“Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.” — Vince Lombardi
My Art isn’t made to be cheap. Unlike most artists, I don’t prostitute myself for peanuts doing commissions that don’t interest me.
My Art derived from an amalgamation of subcultures, including but not limited to Heavy Metal, outlaw bikers, punk, grunge, and hip hop.
100% ORIGINAL HAND ILLUSTRATED POLITICALLY INCORRECT COLORED PENCIL ARTWORKS and sloppy handwriting realized with Sharpie permanent markers from my left hand only. No digital drawing, no digital fonts on my Artworks. What you will see here came from my soul, my guts, my heart: Satans Schlongs. That’s what I call true Art! It’s not about mass uploading or world building, it’s about the pleasure and the satisfaction of creating Artistic Masterpieces that I hope you will appreciate as much as I do.
I know that my Art is not for everyone. You will either love it or hate it. But it won’t leave you indifferent. Which is 100% fine with me. Black or white, no gray zone. Dig or despise. That’s the way I like it!
“A painting that doesn’t shock isn’t worth painting.” — Marcel Duchamp
Join Satans Schlongs
Welcome to the Brand. Band. Gang.
P.S.: (Interesting to see how things change but remain the same. Just like fashion, life seems to be a circular cycle. Now, I define myself as a Creator Founder Investor. Maybe I should return to my Artistic roots to create something worthwhile and meaningful like Satans Schlongs by PYGOD.. À suivre.)
Mass Uploader x Brand Owner x Fine Artist
Originally published on May 2, 2021: https://satansschlongs.com/mass-uploader-x-brand-owner-x-fine-artist/
Interesting to see how things have changed and evolved 3 years later.
Speaking for myself, I have three full-time jobs (I hate this word. Let’s replace it by a more pleasant word) vocations.
Mass Uploader x Brand Owner x Fine Artist
I LOVE my three jobs/vocations/occupations titles.
Let me explain.
Mass Uploader = Designer.
My first occupation, which is a thing on its own completely dissociated from my two other vocations. I’ve designed and uploaded thousands of designs on several Print-On-Demand (POD) platforms / marketplaces. And I still do on a daily basis. What I do as a mass uploader/designer is to create “something for everyone” notwithstanding of my personal tastes. Some people call this approach “spray and pray” but this isn’t it for me. Instead of praying, I’m still spraying.
It can be seen as self-licensing since I get monthly royalties on each of my products that are sold on the marketplaces I’m on.
Brand Owner = Influencer.
Being a brand owner is all about Mass Marketing and becoming your own Influencer on a daily basis.
You own the brand, you own the Artworks, you own the website, you own everything and have control over everything. Nobody can kick you out. It’s all yours.
Which can be scaled to the infinite leading to licensing and manufacturing.
That’s what I do with Satans Schlongs by PYGOD. Satans Schlongs is the Art Project and PYGOD is myself.
Fine Artist = Artist.
Becoming the very best Artist you can be and producing original and authentic Artwork by yourself. Practice makes perfect. Drawing daily is a good start mandatory. The more you draw the better you will get.
Those are my three activities on a daily basis. I really enjoy those three activities. There is nothing else for me, these are my three missions in life. The rest is just a waste of my precious time. Believe me when I say that there isn’t enough hours in a single day to do everything I would like to do.
- 10 designs a day
- 5 blog posts a day
- 1 Artwork a day
Well, maybe sooner than later…
Two extremely important words:
FOCUS (Follow One Course Until Success). What about three? It’s a long-term game. It’s a marathon, not a sprint.
PRODUCTIVITY: Good daily habits and disciple. You can add organisation to it, which means optimal gestion of your time and ressources.
Health & Wealth
PYGOD
P.S (Post republished here on November 30, 2024: https://pygear.com/mass-uploader-x-brand-owner-x-fine-artist/ with some updates.
Originally published on May 2, 2021 on: https://satansschlongs.com/manifesto/
Republished in PYGear.com on Black Friday, November 29, 2024.
See P.S. down the post for updates.
Congratulations, you have found the Satans Schlongs Bunker!!! Satans Schlongs is present on most social medias but not particularly active. Since Satans Schlongs is too much to handle for their fuckin’ algorithms. It doesn’t really matter, since Satans Schlongs isn’t for everyone. Here at the Satans Schlongs Bunker (blog) you are at the right place. No rules, no censorship, I can show you whatever the fuck I want, when I want.
Satans Schlongs is a Brand, a Band, a Gang.
THE BRAND
First of all, Satans Schlongs isn’t a clothing brand. Satans Schlongs is a Fashion Brand, since I create wearable Works of Art.
My mission (goals) with the Satans Schlongs Brand is to blend three things together.
- Haute Couture inspired Luxury brand. Exclusive and unique Artworks printed on premium products with a premium client experience. And the backing of edgy celebrities and influencers.
- Streetwear. Casual clothing.
- Heavy metal, outlaw bikers, punk, grunge, and hip hop inspired imagery.
Number 1 is the long-term goal. Always offering better products with better services. It will come with time and demand. But all this will come with a higher price tag.
“Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.” — Vince Lombardi
My Art isn’t made to be cheap. Unlike most artists, I don’t prostitute myself for peanuts doing commissions that don’t interest me.
My Art derived from an amalgamation of subcultures, including but not limited to Heavy Metal, outlaw bikers, punk, grunge, and hip hop.
100% ORIGINAL HAND ILLUSTRATED COLORED PENCIL ARTWORKS and sloppy handwriting realized with Sharpie permanent markers from my left hand only. No digital drawing, no tracing, no digital fonts on my Artworks. What you will see here came from my soul, my guts, my heart: Satans Schlongs. That’s what I call true Art! It’s not about mass uploading or world building, it’s about the pleasure and the satisfaction of creating Artistic Masterpieces that I hope you will appreciate as much as I do.
I know that my Art is not for everyone. You will either love it or hate it. But it won’t leave you indifferent. Which is 100% fine with me. Black or white, no gray zone. Dig or despise. That’s the way I like it!
“A painting that doesn’t shock isn’t worth painting.” — Marcel Duchamp
THE BAND
Is it really necessary to sing and have music instruments to be a band? I don’t think so. A band certainly don’t need to ever perform on stage to be a band. And a band don’t need to release an album to be a band. Music is fashion. Fashion is music.
THE GANG
Satans Schlongs = Gang. Proudly wear one of our shirts and you can be a member of the Satans Schlongs Gang.
Join Satans Schlongs
Welcome to the Brand. Band. Gang.
P.S.:(After all these years the Satan’s Schlongs’ vibe is still there. The same ideological, ME against the world attitude still apply here on PYGear.com. Just a little different…)
SATANS SCHLONGS 2024
(Only some bullet points since this section is currently under construction)
I’ve tried to put a stamp on my Art style as a way to describe it.
The first thing that stuck was Fine Art. Well, it’s a good description that I can be proud of.
Then, I’ve tried Contemporary Fine Art. I’ve immediately reconsidered it when I saw all the atrocities and meaningless pieces of shit that are proudly paraded as contemporary art. #Hamparte
What is HAMPARTE
Hamparte is a concept originally created by the Spanish artist and writer Antonio García Villarán.
Hamparte is a word used for him to describe works from artist that claim to make “artworks” although actually they’re not art.
- If one or several objects manufactured in series and that are also for sale in the common market are presented as a work of art, it is Hamparte.
- If the work consists simply in the choice of an object (objet trouvé, found art or ready-made) that is magically converted into a work of art by the fact of placing it in an exhibition space, anyone is Hamparte.
- If it is not necessary to have the talent to carry out a work like the one shown, if it is full of common places and hackneyed ideas, it is Hamparte.
- If the only value that the work has is fundamentally supported by a conscientious theoretical / philosophical / political text that does not find its real reflection in the work, it is Hamparte.
- The fantastic and magical attribution of nonexistent values to objects that are commercialized in the art market with exorbitant prices is Hamparte.
- An artist never earns the right to be an artist. He has to prove it continuously. Although he has done a great work of art, this does not mean that everything he does is art. He can do Hamparte consciously or unconsciously. If he does it unconsciously, he will be a pure ham-partisan. If you do it in a conscious way to evidence and denounce what is happening in the market and in the art world, or for the simple pleasure of doing so; He is a realistic ham-partist. But all the works that are created under these terms will be Hamparte.
- In short, the art of not having talent is Hamparte.
E.g. Yoko Ono and everything she ever “created”. Yoko Ono is hamparte personified. The only reason why Yoko Ono had an “art” career is because she fucked a Beatles. R.I.P. John Lennon.
Fuck AI “art” and digital “art” too, if you want my opinion.
No, I don’t consider my thousands of T-Shirt designs, my main moneymakers, to be art. Those are popular-priced products that people enjoy wearing. It’s a number game. You throw shit at the wall and 10x on what sticks.
Long story short,
Fine Art is fine but…
The best words to describe my Art are:
Those are the only words that come to my mind to “explain” my Art.
What about the Fashion Brand?
WEARABLE WORKS OF ART
- Premium Quality garments.
- Eco-Friendly. 100% ORGANIC Cotton
- Custom Made. Sustainably made-to-order.
- Inclusive Sizing. T-Shirt available from S-5XL all at the same price.
- Designed in Québec, Canada
- Printed in Europe
- Direct-to-garment printing
- Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based inks free of harmful chemicals
- Embroidery made with Oeko-Tex™ certified threads
- All items are packed in post-consumer recycled (PCR) plastic mailers
- Artwork by PYGOD exclusively for Satans Schlongs
- Diversity of models. Models from different ethnic backgrounds.
THE VERY BEST MANUFACTURERS AROUND THE WORLD
- Worldwide Shipping
EXCELLENT CLIENT SERVICES
- Excellent client services. Just like anyone who purchase an item on PYGear.com
PRICE POINT
- Ridiculously low if you want my opinion.
- Will only goes up with time and sales.
- Appreciate just like the price of Gold. Price of new Work of Art are priced 8% higher than those produced the year before. (7.98% average annual return of Gold from 1971 to 2024)
CONTROVERSIAL IMAGERY
- Swastika.
- Hammer and sickle
- Inverted Cross
- Inverted pentagram
- Sigil of Baphomet
- Iron Cross
- Middle Finger
- Gore
- Horror
- Nudity
- Piss
- Feces
- Grotesque
- Ugliness
- Hatred
- Drugs
- Drug paraphernalias
- Alcohol
- and worse than all the above, cigarettes 🚬
- I’d never goes as far as a vaping illustration.
NATURAL TALENT
- Self-taugh draughtsman (dessinateur in French)
- French Canadian. Being French is a big deal in the fashion and art world. Why not using it to my advantage?
- Pompous. When I see all the shit that sell in art and fashion for big bucks. How I shouldn’t be proud and pompous about my Art?
BASKET CASE
- Obsession. Never addicted, always obsessed. When one of my obsession becomes a nuisance for the bigger picture. The obsession is discarded at a finger click. Obsession is my fuel. Obsession is my super power. 🏴
- Loner
- Reclusive. Almost always at home, never needed an iphone.
- Misanthrope. Aside from my beloved Clients. There are very few people that I appreciate.
- Deep hatred for 9-to-5 shitty jobs
- Deep disdain for authority
- Hatred for woke easily offended snowflakes
- Bipolar