WHY I’M SINGLE: Dick Too Big T-Shirt

Why I’m Single? Multiple Choice Question. Answer choices: Hideous; Too Picky; DICK IS TOO BIG, Might Kill Someone. Great gift idea for a single guy. Certainly one of the best shirt ever made!

Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua