Author Archives: pygear
LEGO Butt Plug
And you thought stepping on them hurt. Now imagine seating on them.. 👀 BOOBS 👈...
Mar
NEWSLETTER #122: THE World’s Greatest Artist™
Hi, my dear Friend, As you may know, yours truly is also a Fine Artist....
Mar
BRUGE™
If Barnett Newman “invented” the color Blue. Anish Kapoor bought the exclusive right to the...
Mar
Meanwhile at Walmart women’s restroom…
Place Child Sacrifice Here 👀 BOOBS 👈 👕 T-Shirt Store 👈 🤣 Blog (Meme Dump)...
Mar
Circle K be hitting different in South Florida
👀 BOOBS 👈 👕 T-Shirt Store 👈 🤣 Blog (Meme Dump) 👈 🤼♂️ Pro Wrestling...
Mar
Treat her like a Princess
When she has that magical Gorilla grip coochie, rides dick properly and swallow your nut...
Mar
Instead of buying toilet paper Karen bought drugs Now her butt itches – Just say no to drugs
I thought they were Hooters Girls. More like $5 whores. 👀 BOOBS 👈 👕 T-Shirt...
Mar
BULLSHITTER (banana taped to a wall) 🍌
My version (since you can’t be a parody of a bad joke) of the infamous...
Mar
Red, Yellow and Blue
Here is my rendition of the infamous Who’s Afraid of Red, Yellow and Blue paintings...
Mar
Big Booty > frying pan
Present to you my new frying pan for scramblinmg eggs 👀 BOOBS 👈 👕 T-Shirt...
Mar
Wake me for a blowjob $2 – Why hustle when the money can come to you
Can we get a drop pin for this location? Asking for a friend 👀 BOOBS...
Mar
Fuck Off backwards – Irish accent
If you say fuck off backwards, it’s still fuck off, but with an Irish accent....
Mar