Best HOOKERS and COCAINE Memes

“True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker’s ass.”
— Dalai Lama

Powerball Drawing – Hookers & Cocaine

Some of the best LIVE TV. Reporter asks a guy what he’d do if he won the Powerball? Without missing a beat, he said he’d buy hookers and cocaine.

When asked “What would you do if you won the Powerball ($1.6 Billion jackpot)?”

“A bunch of hookers and cocaine.“
— Isaac Carranza

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Paris Hilton Got Blow Tank Top

$34.99

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Got Blow shirt

$27.99

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Got Blow Crop Top Shirt

$36.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS t-shirt

Rated 5 out of 5

$29.99 – $36.99Price range: $29.99 through $36.99

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COCO SNIFFIN MOLLY POPPIN JOINT ROLLIN PARTY HARD T-Shirt

$27.99 – $31.99Price range: $27.99 through $31.99

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COCAINE The White Line FEVER T-Shirt

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COCAINE The White Line FEVER raglan shirt

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt | Stripper + Cocaine Spoon

Rated 5 out of 5

$27.99 – $31.99Price range: $27.99 through $31.99

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Snow White Cocaine Tank Top

$34.99 – $36.99Price range: $34.99 through $36.99

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Snow White Cocaine T-Shirt

Rated 5 out of 5

$27.99 – $31.99Price range: $27.99 through $31.99

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Snow White Cocaine sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE T-Shirt

Rated 5 out of 5

$27.99 – $31.99Price range: $27.99 through $31.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Geezer Butler Sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Black Coffee Mug

$23.99 – $24.99Price range: $23.99 through $24.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath T-Shirt | COKE-Cola Parody

$31.99 – $37.99Price range: $31.99 through $37.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Beanie Hat (Embroidered)

$41.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Trucker Cap (Embroidered)

$41.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Flat Brim Hat (Embroidered)

$41.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Tank Top | Enjoy Coca Cola Parody

$36.99 – $38.99Price range: $36.99 through $38.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Sticker

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Tank Top

$34.99 – $37.99Price range: $34.99 through $37.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS coffee mug

$22.99 – $24.99Price range: $22.99 through $24.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Mug with Color Inside

$23.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Stainless Steel Water Bottle

$38.99

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STEROIDS COCAINE HOOKERS Sticker (Snow White)

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Tank Top

$34.99 – $37.99Price range: $34.99 through $37.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Sticker

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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Eric Clapton ‘No Snow No Show’ t-shirt

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Eric Clapton ‘No Snow No Show’ sticker

$6.99 – $13.99Price range: $6.99 through $13.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Muscle Shirt

$36.99 – $38.99Price range: $36.99 through $38.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Sweatshirt

$42.99 – $48.99Price range: $42.99 through $48.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Hoodie

$55.99 – $59.99Price range: $55.99 through $59.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE raglan shirt

$33.99 – $36.99Price range: $33.99 through $36.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE trucker hat

$40.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Red White and Blue Embroidered Trucker Hat

$40.99

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MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE Embroidered Beanie Hat

$41.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt

$27.99 – $33.99Price range: $27.99 through $33.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt (colors)

$31.99 – $40.99Price range: $31.99 through $40.99

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Steroids Hookers Cocaine Muscle Shirt

$37.99 – $41.99Price range: $37.99 through $41.99

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Steroids Cocaine Hookers Men’s Tank Top

$34.99 – $37.99Price range: $34.99 through $37.99

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Steroids Cocaine Hookers White Muscle Shirt

$37.99 – $41.99Price range: $37.99 through $41.99

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Steroids Cocaine Hookers Men’s T-Shirt

$27.99 – $34.99Price range: $27.99 through $34.99

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WILL FUCK FOR COKE Women’s T-Shirt

$26.99 – $33.99Price range: $26.99 through $33.99

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Will Fuck For Coke Crop Top

$38.99

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Will Fuck For Coke Unisex T-Shirt

$30.99 – $38.99Price range: $30.99 through $38.99

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Will Fuck For Coke sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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Will Fuck For Coke Women’s Racerback Tank

$34.99 – $36.99Price range: $34.99 through $36.99

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Enjoy Cocaine Black Sabbath Geezer Butler Sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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Paris Hilton Got Blow Tank Top

$34.99

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Enjoy Cocaine It’s the real thing Coke T-Shirt

$26.99 – $33.99Price range: $26.99 through $33.99

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Snow White Cocaine T-Shirt

Rated 5 out of 5

$27.99 – $31.99Price range: $27.99 through $31.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt | Stripper + Cocaine Spoon

Rated 5 out of 5

$27.99 – $31.99Price range: $27.99 through $31.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE sticker

Rated 5 out of 5

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt

$27.99 – $33.99Price range: $27.99 through $33.99

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HOOKERS & COCAINE T-Shirt (colors)

$31.99 – $40.99Price range: $31.99 through $40.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE T-Shirt

$27.99 – $41.99Price range: $27.99 through $41.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE T-Shirt (Left Chest)

$27.99 – $41.99Price range: $27.99 through $41.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE T-Shirt (Back)

$27.99 – $41.99Price range: $27.99 through $41.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE T-Shirt (Left Chest & BACK)

$40.99 – $55.99Price range: $40.99 through $55.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Sticker

$6.99 – $9.99Price range: $6.99 through $9.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Sweatshirt

$40.99 – $48.99Price range: $40.99 through $48.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Hoodie (BACK)

$48.99 – $66.99Price range: $48.99 through $66.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Hoodie (FRONT)

$48.99 – $66.99Price range: $48.99 through $66.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Muscle Shirt

$41.99 – $48.99Price range: $41.99 through $48.99

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HOOKERS and COCAINE Tank Top

$34.99 – $38.99Price range: $34.99 through $38.99

Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living.

Powerball Winnings = Hookers + Cocaine