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Kamala James Harris vs Kamala Harris

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I Love Weiners by April Macie

I Love Weiners shirt as worn by stand-up comic April Macie. In 2008, as a...

Goes To Bar Spends Nothing wearing I love Weiners shirt

Goes To Bar and Spends Nothing by wearing the I Love Weiners shirt.

Friendly reminder to open soda cans pointing away from you Don’t make their mistake

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When someone is vacuuming and you’re on the couch

Anti BABY (Disney Pixar movie)

She hates blow jobs but has an unhinged jaw at dinner

Girl: I hate blow jobs, my mouth is too tiny for that. At dinner: *unhinges...

There is always room for improvement

Boobs + Sandwich 🥪

The face she makes when talking to me

Her – I told you should have ordered this you haven’t stopped staring at it – Big boobs cleavage

Her: “I told you should have ordered this you haven’t stopped staring at it.” –...

When she breaks her diet and starts stuffing her face with all her favorite foods

She’s going to enjoy her “kids” meal.

I Texted My Boss what’s the difference between this morning and your daughter

I Texted My Boss: “What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter?” he answered:...