WHY I’M SINGLE: Dick Is Too Big Funny NSFW Coffee Mug

Why I’m Single? Multiple Choice Question. Answer choices: Hideous; Too Picky; DICK IS TOO BIG, might kill someone. Great gift idea for a single guy. Hilarious all the way!

White Glossy Mug (Design on Both Sides)
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China