Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible T-Shirt

“Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible” — Alexander Woollcott (1887-1943)

Unisex t-shirt (Design on FRONT)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US