🧻 Since You Can’t Wipe Your Ass and Hold Your Phone at the same time

A great idea!

Hoggle left the Labyrinth to join The Rolling Stones

NEWSLETTER #75: ⭐Magical Penis Wine🪄 Best bOObs shirts Model🍬😍

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Teenager Mannequins

Rock Bottom vs Privilege

True fact!

The Struggle starring Homer Simpson

I’m both at the same time.  I’m usually kind with a fuck everybody background.👼👿

All Hipsters Look Alike

🦝 Trash Panda heading to the Promised Land

Suspension with Pay – The Best Of Both Worlds

It’s called suspension with pay aka the best of both worlds.👍

Hard Headed

👿 Metal Music that’s Ripping Portals to Hell Open

Damn, I need this shit too! The closest thing that come to mind would be...

🎈Flying Fuck

Dangerous Setup in the Garage

LEGO Ozzy Osbourne and Zakk Wylde

Rock Bottom

🕵️ Google Amazon Facebook know everything about you

Redneck Limousine – Straight Outta Mulletville

Drag Racing Today vs Drag Racing In The 70s

Presidential Debate Moderator – Samuel L Jackson

It would be too great! He would be the best person to keep them in...

McJagger = McDonalds + Mick Jagger

Betty and Veronica GIRL TIME

Understand This Picture

Just wanted to take a second…

Erection At The Beach

METAL KOMBAT (Heavy Metal Singers)

Pac Man is now living on the streets

🗿Drinking Pee… from a giant cock

Must be really thirsty…  Not your usual statue.

🌭 Explicit Hot Dog Stand

Not really appetizing…

☠️ Bob Ross was the Most Prolific Serial Killer who ever lived

Bob Ross painted an estimated 30,000 paintings during his lifetime. Which would make him a...

Cowboy Boot Crocs

Not a meme.  This shit is for real!!!  Furthermore, Crocs Classic Cowboy Boot are sold...

Slipknot unmasked

💉Scientists sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers

🍩The Shocker Donut

Two in the pink, one in the sink.

Worst Uber Driver Ever

Axl Rose = Benny Hill

🚘 Funny Car ACRONYMS

🦆 Duckface High Heels 👠

These duckface shoes are gross but less than these boots.

Homeowners’ Association aka The Karens

Ozzy Osbourne Instagram… a gram of what

Beach Trash – Dog Not Allowed

🧑‍🔧 Mechanics Saying 🤬

JOKE Of The Day – Gynecologist

Dee Snider of Twisted Sister in late 70’s before they got big

I’M DEE BLOW ME T-shirt as worn by Dee Snider of Twisted Sister

Rock & Metal Facts: Ozzy Osbourne – Diary Of A Madman

Princess Leia R2-D2 vibrator

WASPs Nest Between Its Legs

Mario Bros

Come Home Early I’ve Got A Surprise For You…

FUCK ME IN THE ASS TONIGHT – Wheel Of Fortune

🐉 Dragon Made From Recycled Car Parts

AWESOME! Would like to have it in my front yard.

Wanting To Be Alone In The Elevator 😂

😄👍

🤢 When You Fart Real Nasty And…

Or go in bathroom after you dump. 💩

🍺 BEER MATH

⚠️ WARNING Beware of Gen-X

S.O.D. x Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger slashing Scott Ian, also member of one of the Big 4 thrash metal...

Ken Came In Another Box 😂😂😂🤣

2 Types Of People In This World

I’m the first type.  Which one is yours?

Electric Car Irony

The Jetsons predicted the future

Ozzy Osbourne shaved his head bald in 1982

Ambulance vs Tow Truck

Answer: $1920

20 Funny Condom Slogans

Stupid IRS Scammer

I think that stupid is not even the word. More like extreme laziness. Doesn’t even...

Broken Road, misaligned wheels, and street golf

Broken road, misaligned wheels, and street golf 🏌️⛳

Double Personality

RockallicA vs EmollicA… Where is MetallicA?

Remember they use to bash bands that wear makeup…

Star Wars toilet paper

🦒 Human Giraffe

That’s a freaky long neck!!!  Is it retractable like the Inspector Gadget? 🧐

Ozzy Osbourne rocked the trans look before it was fashionable 😂🤣😅

Can we label it as heavy metal fashion?

🥴 Drunk SEND ME HOME Label

Mainstream Media Experts

Only One Musician of the Titanic Survived

Guess who it was? 😂

✈️ Dead Flight Pilot… you’re fucked anyway ☠️

A Lady Drinking and Smoking in Public when it wasn’t acceptable

At the time, it was unconceivable for a lady to drink and smoke in public. ...

Colonel Sanders Three-Ways

KFC risqué add

(Not So Good) Things I’m Super Good At

Proof that being good at something isn’t always a good thing (pun intended).

Al Capone’s Vault

Newton’s First Law: A Body At Rest Wants To Stay At Rest

No it isn’t a quote from the sharp-minded Homer Simpson.  It is legitimately Newton’s first...

LEGO rips Bong

Nothing better to celebrate 4:20 Day that some LEGO rips Bong!    

New Car Models Meme

Sketch – Appreciate The Little Things In Life (down arrow) shirt – Whats Up Brother

‘Appreciate The Little Things In Life’ (down arrow) T-shirt as worn by Twitch streamer /...

WHAT’S UP BROTHER? ☝️🤓

“What’s Up Brother?” and “special teams, special plays, special players.” are the viral Tiktok meme...

⭐ THE WEEKLY DIGEST (2024-04-20)

This Week’s Last 24 Posts (Memes):

My Take On High School Reunions🖕

You Know It’s Bad When Your Mechanic Calls in Two Priests 😂🤣

LMFAO 

Ozzy Osbourne – Diarrhea Of A Madman

Ozzy Osbourne’s real life tour story. 💩

The Joys of Facebook posting

Your account has been banned for 30 days. 😅🖕

MetallicA looking like a Boy Band 😞

Thrash metal Big 4 isn’t it?!  Horrendous!  MetallicA’s peak ended after And Justice For All…

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift

I’m going to tell my kids this was Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift..

AC/DC Sears catalog 1978

What Happens When The Rubber Breaks 😱

Fast and Furious 39

Batman Bat Bong

Batman + 420 =

We Only Die Once. We Live Every Day

There is no #YOLO

Old School Cannabis Pipe

Old Age Douchebags

At a Corvette car show.

Bottle vs Mirror vs Condom

A lifetime of bad luck…

🐱 The Cat Owns The House 🏠

That’s why the word homeowner has “meow” in it. 🤓

The Nascar appeal

I never understood what was the appeal in F1 and Nascar… 🧐  Maybe the appeal...

Keith Richards on his way to the New World

🏴‍☠️ Summer 1492 😂

VAPING Instead Of Sucking Dick In Public

Sorry to all my hipster friends (do I have any?), but this hipster meme was...

MTV Headbangers Ball premiered on April 18 1987

On this day (April 18) in 1987, Headbangers Ball premiered on MTV.  The first episode...